The Magical Chaos of Te Ao is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.882 billion Te Aoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aotearoa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The thriving Te Aoan economy, worth 239 trillion Kiwi Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 83,236 Kiwi Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,102 per year while the poor average 12,475, a ratio of 28.5 to 1.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, edutainment video games are taking Te Ao's students to the next level, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Te Ao's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Te Ao is ranked 151,041^st in the world and 57^th in Sparkalia for Largest Populations, with 2.88 billion capita.